Baby, Please Don't Go

... down to New Orleans, you know I love you so

(This article has a couple AI-generated images, which will be clearly labelled.)

The Quiz

It was 2009 or so and I was driving to work, listening to KFOG on the radio. People still listened to the radio then. Sometimes the station had those call-in contests, and even if you knew the answer, calling in just got you endless busy signals.

It was Fat Tuesday, t…